News broke Monday that Courtney Love and Lana del Rey are going on tour together next year.
The only reaction to that is … um, how do they even know each other? Lana is super talented and mysterious and relevant, while Courtney is just — well, never mind.
Of course, they’re not the only strange BFFs in Hollywood. There’s also…
She’s without question one of the greatest actors of our time, but honestly, who gives a (bleep)? Have you hung out with her? She’s the greatest friend you will ever have. … There’s no way to describe what it’s like to spend time with Tilda Swinton, other than, like, saying it’s life changing and heart stopping. … That someone can be that present and selfless, and still someone that you’d want to drink Scotch with till you black out. That is a real lady. … With Tilda you are instant family — the family you wish you had. … What I’m saying is she’s so kind, and caring, and egoless, and strong and humble and lovely, and so giving, on and off-camera. Getting to be in scenes with her is the greatest thing in the world, but getting to be her friend is a privilege beyond my wildest dreams, and I love her. She’s everything.
She’s really normal. She’s from Alabama, so it’s bred into her, but everyone she surrounds herself with is the same. Jennifer Aniston’s just as friendly. I’d only ever experienced the darker side of Hollywood and they give you faith in everything. … The first time I went to Courteney’s I brought my cousin Murray, who isn’t a superstar — well, he is in my eyes, but he’s not an actor or a musician. But everyone spoke to him and thought he was cool.
Sometimes they’re friends. Sometime’s they’re frenemies. But, no matter their ups and downs, they are tried-and-true BFFs. Proof? They’re neighbors and have the same realtor. Oh, and Martha came to the rescue when Blake’s wedding turned into a comedy of errors.
Here’s what Ms. Midler had to say about Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson back in 2009: “He’s really made my life worth living. (50) has been with me through thick and thin.” We got nothing.
Of course, they’re not the only strange BFFs in Hollywood. There’s also…
She’s without question one of the greatest actors of our time, but honestly, who gives a (bleep)? Have you hung out with her? She’s the greatest friend you will ever have. … There’s no way to describe what it’s like to spend time with Tilda Swinton, other than, like, saying it’s life changing and heart stopping. … That someone can be that present and selfless, and still someone that you’d want to drink Scotch with till you black out. That is a real lady. … With Tilda you are instant family — the family you wish you had. … What I’m saying is she’s so kind, and caring, and egoless, and strong and humble and lovely, and so giving, on and off-camera. Getting to be in scenes with her is the greatest thing in the world, but getting to be her friend is a privilege beyond my wildest dreams, and I love her. She’s everything.
And, then there was the time he yukked it up courtside with Meryl. Maybe he has a thing for friending older women? Who knows? Again, we have no clue what to make of this.
